What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 16:45

Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
Are there any examples of outdated values in the Bible?
Still no good.
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Solar 'cannonballs' may have stripped Mars of its water, long-awaited study reveals - Live Science
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
When it's time to think about AI for recruitment process automation?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
How does mouth taping affect dreams?
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
How many women have accidentally pooped their pants and became turned on afterwards?
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
What are the best sunscreens for oily acne prone skin?
Then came..
Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What are some common lies that addicts may tell themselves?
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
What's an underrated/unknown novel or series that you think deserves more attention?
No way
They put up a sign reading
Still no good