What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 16:45

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Minds and Behinds

Another attempt resulted in ...

Are there any examples of outdated values in the Bible?

Still no good.

So they tried

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Solar 'cannonballs' may have stripped Mars of its water, long-awaited study reveals - Live Science

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So, the docs changed it to read

When it's time to think about AI for recruitment process automation?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Catatonics & High Colonics

Freaks and Cheeks

How does mouth taping affect dreams?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

How many women have accidentally pooped their pants and became turned on afterwards?

Next, they tried...

No, not a chance

Loons and Moons

What are the best sunscreens for oily acne prone skin?

Then came..

Just Forget it!

Nuts and Butts

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No go.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why is Prince Harry being fired by BetterUp CEO Alexi Robichaux, and what role did Marc Benioff’s decision to pull sponsorship play in this?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Everyone loved it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why did the massacre of al-Dawayima Palestinian residents not have the same reverberations as the Deir Yasin massacre?

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What are some common lies that addicts may tell themselves?

Unacceptable again!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

share office space ...

What's an underrated/unknown novel or series that you think deserves more attention?

No way

They put up a sign reading

Still no good

Why is dating so frustrating and difficult for a guy?